I Wanna Hold 'Em Like They Do In Texas Please

The devil gave humans critical thinking, which God wanted to deny us. He did not want us to eat from the tree of knowledge so we would basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil did us a favour and turned the tables with a single conversation. Also, the devil killed a grand total of ten people in the bible, while God killed somewhere around two point three million, and millions have been slaughtered in his name ever since. The devil seems to understand human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human. He accepts God's unwanted children into hell unconditionally. And still, he is "The Devil". Why? Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's our silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.